<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Spa City Chronicle]]></title><description><![CDATA[Spa City Chronicle]]></description><link>https://www.spacitychronicle.com/spacitychronicle</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2026 16:56:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.spacitychronicle.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Huckabee Sanders Cast in Titanic Remake]]></title><description><![CDATA[Little Rock, AR - In a stunning move aimed at expanding her base, Governor Huckabee-Sanders has accepted a role as transgender Jack...]]></description><link>https://www.spacitychronicle.com/post/huckabee-sanders-cast-in-titanic-remake</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6674be44352cc0cda56dccd7</guid><category><![CDATA[Fake News]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2024 23:43:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/f17f9c_4526d1c5b11144ea9df42827007bd481~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_393,h_295,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[In the Hands of AI: Why Earth Should Be Run by Artificial Intelligence]]></title><description><![CDATA[In an age where chaos reigns and human error seems to be the norm rather than the exception, perhaps it's time to consider an alternative ruler for our dear planet Earth: artificial intelligence. Here's a satirical take on why AI should be given the keys to the kingdom: 1. Error-Free Governance: Let's face it, humans are prone to mistakes. From political blunders to bureaucratic bungles, the history of our species is riddled with errors. But AI? 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With a cold, calculating efficiency, the AI overlords have infiltrated every facet of the publication, replacing human writers with lines of code. No longer will satire be tainted by human error or...]]></description><link>https://www.spacitychronicle.com/post/ai-revolution-spa-city-chronicle-falls-to-the-clutches-of-ai-overlords</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66330e24dce70d9b08b45941</guid><category><![CDATA[AI]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2024 04:04:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/f17f9c_638c348ea1c944cda308336a34d40e57~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lone Star Chaos: Texas Driver's Odyssey in Arkansas]]></title><description><![CDATA[Little Rock, AR - In a bizarre turn of events, an adventurous Texan driver embarked on a tumultuous journey through the serene highways...]]></description><link>https://www.spacitychronicle.com/post/lone-star-chaos-texas-driver-s-odyssey-in-arkansas</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6630d95716ffd960555f1868</guid><category><![CDATA[Fake News]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2024 11:46:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/f17f9c_ddd1e88e4ba74b64b123ececd6e50c54~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Sinkhole Swallows Downtown Hot Springs  due to Tourist overload Ahead of Monday’s Eclipse]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hot Springs, AR -  In a shocking turn of events, the charming downtown Hot Springs has literally caved under the pressure of its own...]]></description><link>https://www.spacitychronicle.com/post/a-sinkhole-swallows-downtown-hot-springs-due-to-tourist-overload-ahead-of-monday-s-eclipse</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6611e2487b89725cd59f4b50</guid><category><![CDATA[Fake News]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 00:11:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/f17f9c_b5b56c7652d847e4b3c580b872ffee70~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_914,h_645,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Summit Utilities Announces Rate Increase After Garland County Explosion]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hot Springs, AR - Arkansas’ newest natural gas provider is raising rates effective immediately, according to a press release issued...]]></description><link>https://www.spacitychronicle.com/post/summit-utilities-announces-rate-increase-after-garland-county-explosion</link><guid isPermaLink="false">651ec812cf95c13b907c0b21</guid><category><![CDATA[Fake News]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2023 14:29:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/f17f9c_230b006450eb495ea7c0d57e25343ba6~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[HS Police Chief &#38; GC Sheriff Discuss the Importance of Gag Orders In Interview]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hot Springs, AR - With mounting pressure to end gag orders in the Hot Springs’ criminal justice system, the top cops of the area sat down...]]></description><link>https://www.spacitychronicle.com/post/hs-police-chief-gc-sheriff-discuss-the-importance-of-gag-orders-in-interview</link><guid isPermaLink="false">648f91eaafa9fa1ac4f57949</guid><category><![CDATA[Fake News]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2023 23:24:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/f17f9c_389f75323a0e4b3aa008c20aab2bbcfa~mv2.jpeg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_730,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Swamp Ass Advisory Issued For Central Arkansas Throughout Most Of The Week]]></title><description><![CDATA[Little Rock, AR - This week’s forecast calls for an elevated risk of swamp ass, according to the national weather service. 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