SPA CITY Weekly Forecast

☀️ MONDAY — OCTOBER 5

Sunny | High 81° | Low 53°

Wind: NE 5–10 MPH

Rain Chance: 0%

Beautiful weather returns with mostly clear skies and temperatures in the low 80s. Unfortunately, temperatures will drop into the low 50s overnight.

Chronicle Alert: Local residents may be forced to experience the annual Arkansas tradition of wearing a jacket in the morning and shorts by lunch.

☀️ TUESDAY — OCTOBER 6

Sunny | High 83° | Low 53°

Wind: Light and variable

Rain Chance: 0%

Another gorgeous day is expected across Spa City. Experts are calling the forecast “suspiciously pleasant.”

Chronicle Alert: Authorities are advising residents not to become too comfortable. Historically, whenever Hot Springs experiences more than two consecutive nice days, something stupid happens.

🔥 WEDNESDAY — OCTOBER 7

Sunny | High 87° | Low 56°

Wind: Calm

Rain Chance: 0%

Temperatures climb back toward the upper 80s under sunny skies. Residents who thought fall had arrived are encouraged to reconsider their life choices.

Chronicle Alert: Local pumpkins have reportedly filed a formal complaint with the National Weather Service after being forced to sweat.

🔥 THURSDAY — OCTOBER 8

Sunny | High 87° | Low 57°

Wind: Calm, becoming E around 5 MPH

Rain Chance: 0%

The heat continues. Meteorologists have officially stopped calling this “fall” and are now referring to it as Arkansas Summer: The Sequel Nobody Asked For.

Chronicle Alert: Anyone wearing a sweater after 10 a.m. may be questioned by authorities.

🌤️ FRIDAY — OCTOBER 9

Sunny | High 87° | Low 59°

Wind: Light

Rain Chance: 20% Friday Night

Another warm and sunny day is expected.

Then, sometime after dark, there is a 20% chance of showers.

Chronicle Alert: The remaining 80% chance is that everyone will wash their car approximately 11 minutes before the rain begins.

☀️ SATURDAY — OCTOBER 10

Mostly Sunny | High 84°

Rain Chance: Low

The week wraps up with mostly sunny skies and temperatures in the mid-80s. After seven days of increasingly questionable weather behavior, Hot Springs will once again be left wondering whether it is actually October.

Chronicle Alert: Fall has officially been reported missing. Authorities say it was last seen somewhere north of Little Rock and may be attempting to enter Arkansas sometime next week.

🌡️ THE CHRONICLE’S OFFICIAL WEEKLY ASSESSMENT

Temperature: Too hot.

Rain: Probably not enough.

Humidity: Arkansas.

Fall: Still under investigation.

Chance of someone saying “It ain’t supposed to be this hot”: 100%

🐐 CHRONICLE WEATHER RATING:

7/10 — Would complain about again.

This forecast is based on actual weather conditions and temperatures. The rest was irresponsibly exaggerated by the Spa City Chronicle newsroom.