This Week’s 7-Day Forecast

Sunday, Oct. 11 — ☀️ 91° / 62°

Sunny and hot.

Chronicle Forecast: Summer has apparently renewed its lease on Hot Springs.

Monday, Oct. 12 — ☀️ 90° / 65°

Sunny and warm.

Chronicle Forecast: Residents attempting to wear fall clothing will be reported to the authorities.

Tuesday, Oct. 13 — ☀️ 91° / 70°

Sunny, with a 20% chance of storms overnight.

Chronicle Forecast: The atmosphere is beginning to act suspicious. Hide the patio furniture.

Wednesday, Oct. 14 — ⛈️ 91° / 68°

40% chance of showers and thunderstorms, mainly afternoon.

Chronicle Forecast: Thunderstorms have been spotted approaching Hot Springs and are reportedly asking for directions to Central Avenue.

Thursday, Oct. 15 — ⛈️ 88° / 61°

30% chance of showers and thunderstorms.

Chronicle Forecast: Mother Nature finally remembered it is October and has begun correcting her mistake.

Friday, Oct. 16 — 🌧️ 81° / 53°

20% chance of showers.

Chronicle Forecast: Temperatures drop dramatically. Local residents will simultaneously complain that it’s too hot and too cold.

Saturday, Oct. 17 — 🍂 70° / 48°

Mostly sunny and considerably cooler.

Chronicle Forecast: FALL HAS ARRIVED. Residents may now safely purchase pumpkin spice without fear of heat exhaustion.

🐐 Chronicle Weekly Weather Rating

9/10 — Would complain about again.

Actual temperatures and general conditions are based on current forecasts; the Chronicle commentary is, naturally, completely irresponsible.